Cheney: Well, I...
Curmudgeon: So Dick, I hear your daughter's knocked up.
Cheney: Yes, she is.
Curmudgeon: What's the deal? She's a
Cheney: That is correct.
Curmudgeon: Well, I thought you were all, conservative like. Anti-gay and all that.
Cheney: I support my daughter in her decisions...
Curmudgeon: Yeah, but how can you so calmly accept this new 'developement'?
Cheney: Like I said, even though I'm still quite conservative, I support my daughter and her decisions...
Curmudgeon: Okay, that's cool I guess. Man, I would love to hear some of the conversations you have at your family dinner table...
Cheney: Fuck it. I'm going hunting.
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Turkey basters: There not just for turkeys anymore.
I wonder which one used the baster?
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