New Orleans weighs evacuation plansSo in other words, they're still unprepared, and still don't have a clue.
AP - Wed Apr 4, 9:01 PM ET
NEW ORLEANS - With hurricane season less than two months away and memories of Katrina less than two years old, city leaders are still trying to sort out how they will evacuate residents this year if another storm approaches.
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Idaho shooters target National GuardIt's idiots like this that give us responsible gun 'toters' a bad name.
By JOHN MILLER, Associated Press Writer 56 minutes ago
BOISE, Idaho - For years, ATV-riding, gun-toting sport shooters have flouted gun laws in part of Idaho's high desert by taking pot shots at ground squirrels and other animals. Now, officials say, they're also setting their sights on National Guard tanks that train in the area.
Rifles and pistols have been banned in a 68,000-acre area of the Snake River Birds of Prey National Conservation Area since 1996.
But the federal Bureau of Land Management is considering expanding the gun-restricted area by 41,000 acres to try to limit shootings at Idaho Army National Guard troops who report slugs bouncing off their tanks on a regular basis.
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"In respiration which remit"Something like that.
3 at Yale accused of burning U.S. flagHuh? Whuzzat? Areested for burning a flag?
Wed Apr 4, 9:01 AM ET
NEW HAVEN, Conn. - Three Yale University students, one a U.S. citizen born in Pakistan, were arrested on charges of setting fire to an American flag hanging outside a home.
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...were arrested early Tuesday on charges ranging from reckless endangerment to arson, police said.[giggle] Arrest them for reckless endangerment and arson! I love it!
[...]At that age, I barely knew how to wash my dick. The idea of poking some girl with it would never even have occurred to me.
The students were arrested Tuesday at the Spearsville school in rural north Louisiana, authorities said. Two 11-year-old girls, a 12-year-old boy and a 13-year old boy were charged with obscenity, a felony. An 11-year-old boy, the alleged guard, was charged with being an accessory.
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Iran president says to free British sailorsThe Iranis knew they were going to get their ass handed to them eventually, so they made the only decision they could make.
54 minutes ago
TEHRAN (Reuters) - Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad freed 15 British sailors and marines on Wednesday, offering a "gift" to Britain that ended a 13-day crisis which had rattled world financial markets.
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"that glue"Which glue? Oh that glue.
Humane Society holds doggie yoga classNow I like dogs. They make good pets. They can even make a good meal. But taking them and doing yoga?
AP - 1 hour, 20 minutes ago
BELLEVUE, Wash. - Beans, a majestic 2-year-old Vizsla, however, is ready to play. The overgrown puppy has tried to relax with his owner, Chantale Anderson, but once Magnet the black lab heads off to explore the room, Beans is ready to go.
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Boy's vacuum expertise earns him TV shotUh, yeah. Now that's something to be proud of. Knowing all sorts of shit about vacuums will definitely get him quite far in life I'm sure.
AP - Sat Mar 31, 3:16 PM ET
ADRIAN, Mich. - A 12-year-old boy who has collected more than 150 vacuum cleaners says he is learning to identify them by sound. "I'm getting pretty good at it," Kyle Krichbaum told the Detroit Free Press.
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Forecasters predict busy Atlantic hurricane seasonBlah blah blah. Same thing they said last year.
24 minutes ago
MIAMI (Reuters) - The 2007 Atlantic hurricane season will be far more active than usual with an expected 17 tropical storms, of which nine will strengthen into hurricanes, a noted forecasting team founded by Dr. William Gray said on Tuesday.
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"Sure it's time"Yes it is. Time to go fuck yourself.
Grieving couple commits suicide after dog diesAt least we won't have to worry about them driving any more.
Reuters - 1 hour, 41 minutes ago
HYDERABAD, India (Reuters) - Unable to come to terms with the death of their pet dog, an elderly couple in southern India committed suicide by hanging themselves, police said on Monday.
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Italian becomes official language ... of ItalyMaybe everyone in America should ... oh, I dunno. Maybe speak english? Just a thought.
Reuters - Fri Mar 30, 12:47 PM ET
ROME (Reuters) - It's official. The language of Italy is Italian -- but not everyone is happy about it.
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"Be no kinder"I'm working on it.
MINNEAPOLIS - Six Muslim men removed from a plane last fall after being accused of suspicious behavior are suing the airline and threatening to sue the passengers who complained — a move some fear could discourage travelers from speaking up when they see something unusual.Once again, criminals (alledged or not) have more rights than law-abiding citizens.
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