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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Beef. It's What's Rotting In Your Colon

High Red Meat Consumption Linked to Colon Cancer
"Long-term high consumption of red and processed meat may increase the risk of cancer in the colon and rectum, a new study shows."
Duh.
We've known this for what, 20 years now? But somehow these studies keep getting funded.
I'll have mine cooked medium, seared, please.

Update: I have a suggestion, albeit rather a disgusting one. Do a study on Michael Moore-on's colon. You will first have to remove his head, but you could then take a culture. There will be a virtual ecosystem growing in there. The Andromeda Strain would pale by comparison.
"I'll have a rib-eye, two New Yorks, a T-bone, all medium rare. Add 3 baked potatoes, all-you-can-eat salad bar, 4 bowls of soup, and 3 - no make that 2 slices of chocolate cake. I'm trying to watch my waistline. Well, it is out where I can see it pretty good right now."

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