Michael Moore-on Is Still Stupid

Another One From The 'Duh' Files:
hyp·o·crite ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hp-krt)
n.

A person given to hypocrisy.

From FOXNews.com:

"NEW YORK — Filmmaker Michael Moore's (search) bodyguard was arrested for carrying an unlicensed weapon in New York's JFK airport Wednesday night."

Wait a minute here. I thought he was a flaming gun hater? How could he possibly hire anyone who owned one of those vile things.

hip·po·crite ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hp-krt)
n.

A fat fucking piece-of-shit two-faced liar given to hypocrisy.

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