What A Maroon

Way too funny:

"HONG KONG: A five-year-old's innocent call to his mother landed his father in hot water. 'Mummy, daddy brought a woman home and they are on the bed,' the boy said and the mother rushed home to find her husband and his 20 year-old mistress canoodling and a vicious catfight broke out, which ended with the mother being arrested for possession of an offensive weapon, a kitchen knife she had allegedly tried to use and the mistress giving herself up to police shortly afterwards."

Little bastard. How dare he call mommy.