Another Booze Joke

Funny:

A well-to-do young man met a beautiful young woman at an
exclusive party and was immediately smitten with her. He
took her on the town and eventually to his apartment where
he discovered she was not only a beautiful woman, but
also well-groomed, cultured and very intelligent. Hoping
to impress her, he offered her a glass of wine and asked
whether she preferred Port or Sherry.

"Oh, Sherry," she said, "by all means. To me, it's the
nectar of the Gods. Just looking at it in a crystal-clear
decanter fills me with a glorious sense of anticipation.
When that gorgeous liquid is poured into my glass, I inhale
the enchanting aroma and I'm lifted on the wings of ecstasy.
It seems as though I'm about to drink a magic potion...

"On the other hand, Port makes me fart."