Florida Lawmaker Seeks Toilet Paper Tax:Bwah! What more could I possibly add to this?
"Florida's Legislature is flush with good ideas. Sen. Al Lawson's involves a 2 cent-per-roll tax on toilet paper...
In a Republican-dominated Legislature that doesn't like new taxes, the idea is likely to pretty quickly end up in the tank."
Well, maybe a little. Some rolls have more sheets. Some are fluffier - more squeezable. Some rolls - like the ones in public shitters are as big around as a tree trunk.
This will only lead to discrimination suits from ass-wipe manufacturers I'm sure.
Lawmakers are always thinking up new 'shit' to tax.
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