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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

Ever Tire Of Listening To Someone Bitch?

Well, there are always solutions. But this one really sounds like a good idea:
"Try this one. After you have heard enough from the intruder to your office, just start making a sound like you are constipated and really trying to go to the bathroom (kinda like a very prolonged grunt). They will inevitably stop and ask "what is wrong?". This is the opening you are looking for...just say: I am trying to give a shit...but I just cant! This works all the time and stops conversations immediately. Use sparingly and to those that do not hold your livelihood in their hands."
Hmm.

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