Some Classic Michael Jacksoff Jokes

Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
A: One was the first man to walk on the moon, and the other fucks little boys.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both have small boys pants at half off!

Q: Why are Michael Jackson's pants so small?
A: Because they aren't his!

Q: What's soft and brown and sometimes found in little boy's diapers?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!

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