Terri Schiavo Update

Well, she finally died. So now that it's over:

• The protestors can return to their homes
• The husband can marry his girlfriend and raise their kids
• The family can go back to being the unknowns they were before the whole ordeal
• Micahel Jacksoff can reclaim the spotlight
• The pope can remain on life support
• Jesse Jerkson can go to his next soapbox
• The world can keep on turnin'