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Wednesday, March 16, 2005

JAVA

Whoever the fuck thought the java language should have ever gone into production should be fed to the wolves one slice at a time. While still watching.

Update: Michael Moore-on slowly raises his head from a bowl of pasta slightly larger than the recently emptied tub of fresh, hot, buttered popcorn laid to rest on the table next to the plate full of roast beef, mashed potatoes and gravy, with a side of green beans and asks with those big puppydog eyes - "Think I could have a slice of underbelly?" - a single noodle attached to the brim of his "Save Me" baseball cap which is dangling in front of his left eye.

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