It's All About Me - II

For some reason, Rachel thought the world needed to know even more about me than I posted here. So here ya' go:

3 things that scare me:

• Lightning - when I have no cover
  
• Dentists (See root canal post)
  
• Lying politicians

3 people that make me laugh:

• Steven Wright
  
• Mrs. Curmudgeon
• Lying politicians

3 things that I hate most:

• Maggots
  
• Ragheaded Islamofascists
  
• Lying politicians
  

3 things I don’t understand:

• The relevance of the String Theory
• The obsession with The Big Bang theory
• Lying politicians (Redundancy alert)

3 things I am doing right now:

• This meme
  
• Reading news
  
• Waiting for the weekend
  

3 things I want to do before I die:

• Pink Floyd in concert
  
• Finish my cabin
  
• Retire
  

3 things I can do:

• Play musical instruments (none proficiently)
  
• Woodworking
• Metalworking
  

3 ways to describe my personality:

• Quiet
• Bullheaded
• Too lenient

3 things I can’t do:

• Hold a grudge (Usually)
• Speak Japanese
  
• Fly a helicopter
  

3 things I think you should listen to:

• Rock and roll
  
• The sounds in a forest
  
• Your conscience
  

3 things you should never listen to:

• Greenies
  
• Vegetarians
  
• Lying politicians (Again?)
  

3 absolute favorite foods:

• Steak
  
• Lobster
  
• Crab
  

3 things I’d like to learn:

• When the Megabucks will hit
  
• Where the Megabucks will hit
• What machine the Megabucks will hit

3 beverages I drink regularly:

• Coffee
  
• Beer
  
• Pepsi
  

3 shows I watched as a kid:

• Lone Ranger
  
• Star Trek
  
• Looney Toons
  

3 people I am tagging:

I'm not going to tag.
If you're up for it, go ahead and post your answers and post me a comment.