"Obama's An Idiot" is where my political bitches now live. Go ye thereto and read.

Friday, July 14, 2006

Uh, Why?

Bottled water in meaty flavours? Dogs lap it up:

AFP - Thu Jul 13, 10:27 AM ET Sent 636 times

SYDNEY (AFP) - Cool bottled water in three delicious flavours -- beef, chicken and bacon. Not tempted? Your dog will be.
[...]
Your dog will be tempted? Your dog licks it's own ass. It don't care what the water tastes like.

Now I, on the other hand, could get into a bottle of "charcoal seared ribeye topped with sauteed mushrooms" flavored water. Add a shot of Maker's Mark and you have a meal.

3 comments:

boneman said...

Found THE answer to the question that has puzzled mankind for a millenium, and thought I'de share it with ya....

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.
The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."

....ok, maybe not a millenium. Maybe just a few hours ago, eh?

boneman said...

Me?
I wandered over from Jean's.

curmudgeon said...

Hah! I've oft times wondered that myself.

Thanks for stopping by!