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Thursday, July 13, 2006

'Nuther Funny

Via email:
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven, which part of your body goes first?"

Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands."
"Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer!" the nun said.

Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think it's your feet."
The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. "Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?"

Little Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mommy and Daddy's bedroom the other night Mommy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, "Oh ! God, I'm coming!"
"If Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."

The Nun fainted....




2 comments:

Lee said...

A priest and a rabbi are walking through a park on a summer day. Several beautiful women pass by, and the rabbi admires them, but the priest barely glances at the scantily clad girls as they pass. Suddenly, they come to a playground where a 10 year old by is playing alone.

"Rabbi", says the priest,"what do you say we go screw that little boy?"

The rabbi looks at the priest, mystified.

"Out of what?", he asks.

curmudgeon said...

Bwah! You're as twisted as me!