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Wednesday, October 11, 2006

As FARK Would Say,

"Still no cure for cancer":
Inventor's bright idea for perfect boiled egg: 'Many people are confused,' the product design student told BBC radio on Wednesday. 'This simply uses four 500-watt bulbs to heat the egg directly.'
[...]
But with 2000 watts of power, we can cook an egg.
Glorious.

Let's see. 2000 watts.
  • Your blowdryer on 'Hi' requires around 1500 watts
  • Your teevee about 100-200 depending on how big it is
  • Your refridgerator, maybe 5
  • And your radio/alarm clock - maybe 1/4
But by gawd we'll get that egg cooked in 6 minutes.

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