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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Oopsy Daisy!

Baby gots a boo-boo!
Woman says she didn't mean to hurl baby:

Graham said she 'snapped' and began grabbing things and throwing them at Deangelo Troop, 20, not realizing she had picked up her 4-week-old son, Jarron Troop, telling police she held the child by his legs and swung him at his father. Police had said they believed the woman held the baby by the midsection when she hit the man.
Oh! Sorry your honor. I didn't mean to bash junior's brains in. See, I'd been drinkin'...

Seems one can get away with quite a bit nowdays when you blame it on the bottle.


Susan as herself said...

I hear that in rural areas of Scotland, baby-hurling is an October tradition. I hope this woman's last name begins with Mac. If not, that's probably gonna be her prison nickname.

curmudgeon said...

Curling, hurling, sounds close enough to me.

shoes said...

blaming it on alcohol? why she could be a republican congressman. her next move will to be blaming it on clergy abuse

curmudgeon said...

I don't doubt that either.
"The priest fondled me, so I got drunk and well, I don't remember what I did."