You Don't Tug On Superman's Cape

You don't spit into the wind,
You don't pull the mask off that ole' Lone Ranger,
And you don't show up drunk at a DWI hearing:

Tue Oct 3, 10:53 PM ET

LITTLE ROCK - A Little Rock woman facing her fifth drunken-driving charge in the span of a year — and third in less than a month — showed up to a court appearance drunk Tuesday morning, a court official said.
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Stupid bitch.