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Tuesday, March 27, 2007


New, unknown climate zones seen by 2100: study

Reuters - Tue Mar 27, 4:28 AM ET

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Global warming could re-make the world's climate zones by 2100, with some polar and mountain climates disappearing altogether and formerly unknown ones emerging in the tropics, scientists said on Monday.
So what's the problem?
Morons in South America are clear cutting and burning rain forests to the tune of thousands or even millions of acres a month so they can grow cocaine crops, which in turn reduces the planet's ability to remove carbon dioxide and replenish our oxygen supply.
So if the ice packs recede and turn areas farther north and south into tropic zones, more trees will grow, which in turn will make up the difference of the missing trees in the rain forests.

Problem solved!



Wyatt Earp said...

And if nothing else, everyone in the north will have a kickass tan!

curmudgeon said...

You know, I was thinking that too.

Mark said...

The real cause of global warming:


curmudgeon said...


The Stormin Mormon said...


Holy fucking God. That Wikipedia address for the sun was just to hilarious. I spilled my soda (on the floor though)...

curmudgeon said...

Careful now. You just never know!