Yes. I will. That fucker sits in the tree and fucking sqawks again tonight like it did last night, the pellet gun will be used.
It's been nice here lately. high 70's to mid 80's. So i left the window open last night.
Well, around three in the fucking a.m., that thing decides it's lonely. Starts making all sorts of chirps, trills, whistles, ... you name it, that spawn of the devil spouted it.
Now you would think that several rocks hurled at it say, warp six would have made it think it was time to move on. Well, you would be wrong for thinking that. "Mock"ingbird? Exactly. The more rocks I threw, the more noise it made.
Bastard.
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4 comments:
hmmmm... maybe try a little bird seed sprinkled with Valium. Much less violent...:)
A nice dish of anti-freeze may work too.
Bring out the Gammo...
I have busted more than one cap into the pine trees trying to shut the tings up..damn a bunch of squalking at 3 in the morning..makes me wonder who they are mocking..the democrats?
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