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Thursday, March 01, 2007

Organizational Skills

I'm a fairly organized individual.

If someone is working with me in my workshop and says something like "Do you have ...?", I can say "It's right there in the box, second drawer, near the left middle."
Maybe not quite as organized at work, but things are usually more hectic than at the house. I may not have as much time to be so anal.

And I really do appreciate people who are organized. Can't blame them. It usually makes everyone's life in their little world a bit easier.

Women like to keep piles of shit in their purses, but if you are one of their friends and need to borrow say, "The red lipstick", they can usually tell you "It's right there in the inside pocket next to my wallet.", or some shit like that.

But you fucking bitches that have to sit there in line and neatly tuck every fucking receipt, fucking pen, fucking tissue, fucking coffee mug, fucking reading glasses so you can wear you sun glasses, fucking wallet, and family fucking photos into your purse at the drive-up ATM while I'm in line behind you waiting to do my bidness, are just selfish fucking arrogant ... well, bitches.




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14 comments:

Miss Understanding said...

Well thank you from one of those "bitches" *eye lash flutter*

curmudgeon said...

Don't tell me....!!!

I wouldn't have minded if she would have done all that shit AFTER she pulled away from the machine. But to hold up the line oblivious to who is behind her? She needs to be shot.

Miss Understanding said...

Well to be completely honest...only sometimes, like when the mo-fo behind me is up in my shit.

curmudgeon said...

There are always exceptions to the rule.

Scottsdale Girl said...

ELL
OH
ELL
@
MU.

GUYK said...

Then after she leaves the ATM she holds up traffic at the red light after it turns green because she is brushing her hair with one hand and holding on to the cell phone with another and fails to see the light until the last second...and I have to sit through two lights because of the rude bitch..

curmudgeon said...

S.G.,
I just KNOOOOOOWWWWWW you ain't one of them types, right?

Guy,
Of course!
And don't forget the coffe between her knees.

Miss Understanding said...

Dude, me and the Princess are almost the same person...seperated at birth as it were.

curmudgeon said...

I'll bet it is/would be a hoot to get you to in a room together with the booze flowing.

Miss Understanding said...

Absolutely! Is that an invitation?

curmudgeon said...

Works for me!

Scottsdale Girl said...

Ok me and MU are practically separated at birth but I am the one who nearly takes her side mirror off trying to hurry out of the ATM line, because TRUST. I hate it when peeps dawdle there.

And Mudge: It would take 2 drinks for MU and 25 for me, so bring yer wallet.

Miss Understanding said...

And all your credit cards...sorry Princess.

curmudgeon said...

BWAAAHHHH!!!!
It could be worth it!