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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Plunk

Blind golfer hears shot of her career


AP - Mon Aug 20, 10:07 PM ET

LEHIGHTON, Pa. - Sheila Drummond didn't need to see her hole-in-one. She heard it. Drummond, blinded by diabetes 26 years ago, experienced the highlight of her golfing career Sunday, recording an ace on the 144-yard, par-3 fourth hole at Mahoning Valley Country Club.
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Reminds me of a joke:

Stevie Wonder was at the country club drinking as Tiger Woods finishes his round.
Being all tanked up, he gets a bit mouthy and says to Tiger "You ain't shit. I'll bet $50,000 I can kick your ass."

Tiger says "Oh yeah? Well you just name the place and time!"

So Stevie says "Okay, right here at this course, ten o'clock tonight!"





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