"Obama's An Idiot" is where my political bitches now live. Go ye thereto and read.

Friday, February 27, 2009

Nice

It may have been obvious to some of you folks out there for a spell, but this thought only struck me recently. What with the gummint pulling trillions of dollars of bailout money out its ass, do these so-called 'bailout benefactors' realize they are now totally indebted and under the control of the gummint?
No, not the public - we taxpayers - who actually are the new 'board' of these failing businesses. We won't have any sort of say-so or vote in how banks and auto factories are run. No, it will be whoever gets appointed by appointed committees to take over the running of those businesses. Yup, definitely more government. We all knew that when the asshole got elected POTUS.

But here's the kicker: Rumor has it that if those businesses ever do start to dig themselves out and turn a profit, the appointed overseers are supposed to take that money and apply it toward payback of the 'stimulus'.

I don't see it that way. As long as the gummint is running the show, they will keep running the show. Force these companies to do their bidding.
Those businesses will never revert back to total private ownership. Any money made will most likely go to "Administrative" and "Infrastructure" costs. And they'll point out that it's their job to run it, that they're doing their best, and it's all being done for the American people.

You poor bastards who thought you were going to be able to revive your multi-bazillion dollar salaries under Uncle Sam's wing? You're fucked.
And you know what sort of business managers our government traditionally has had. You're company is fucked too.





Update: I just remembered a quote from Samuel Adams:
“If you love wealth more than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, depart from us in peace. We ask not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you. May your chains rest lightly upon you and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.”
- Samuel Adams
I reckon we know where these folks stand.


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Get A Brain Morans

Police: Hoax Led Workers To Spray Extinguisher, Disrobe
[...]
The employees told police that the restaurant got a call from someone claiming to be from corporate headquarters who asked them to test their fire suppression system. When they did and reported that they had chemicals from the extinguisher on their clothes, the caller told them they needed to take their clothes off.

The workers said they became suspicious when the caller then told them to urinate on each other.
[...]
Makes me wonder if PETA wasn't behind the ordeal.




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Spam Subject of the Day

"Re: answer 7"
"I'll take 'Fucktards' for $1000, Alex."



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Thursday, February 26, 2009

The Mind Is A Beautiful Thing

People have their crushes. Most are infatuated with their co-worker or boss, a super model, or maybe a movie star. Me, I'm in love with Ann Coulter. Not because of her looks, because of her mind.:
The Cal Ripken president

[...]
Are we going to have to hear about this for the next four years? Obama is becoming the Cal Ripken Jr. of presidents, making history every time he suits up for a game. Recently, Obama also became the first African-American president to order a ham sandwich late at night from the White House kitchen! That's going to get old pretty quick.
[...]
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Blah blah blah. First black wife to fucked in the White House, first African-American president to fart in the Oval Office, whatever. It is indeed getting old.

Then Ms Coulter goes on to talk about stimulus bill vs education. You should really go read the whole thing. Quite humorous. But here's the best part:
[...]
By the 12th grade – after receiving the full benefits of an American education – Americans are near the bottom. Let X represent the number of years spent in U.S. public schools, and Y represent average test scores in math and reading – oh, never mind.

With an additional eight years of a public school education under their belts, Americans fall from the 92nd percentile in science to the 29th percentile. While American fourth-graders are bested only by South Korea and Japan in science, by 12th grade, the only countries the American students can beat are Lithuania, Cyprus and South Africa.

Which suggests that if public education were extended all the way through college, by the time a student gets to graduate school he might very well be qualified to be ... speaker of the House!
Yup. Or Secretary of State. Or President of the United States!




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Call Me Cold But ...

Bones of 11th body found on mesa near Albuquerque

[...]
[Michelle] Valdez, who was identified through dental records, and the other identified victim, Victoria Chavez, are included in a list of 16 women who went missing in Albuquerque between 2001 and 2006. The women all struggled with drug addiction, had a history of prostitution and led transient lives.
[...]
Valdez's father, who lives in Albuquerque, reported her missing months after she stopped coming around to borrow money and check in with her family.
[...]
Doesn't sound like any big loss to me. Whoever dun these murders probably did the city, state and country, not to mention the welfare system a favor.




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I Know. Bad Pun

Michelle Obama: First dog arriving in April
[...]
Funny. I thought she arrived in January.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"One of your classmates sent invitation to you..."
Doubtful. But fuck 'em.



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Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Quote of the Day

Stolen from Jim @ PRS:
A Letter From the Hinterland.
Dear Barack,

Dude, your reckless economic policies are tanking the market and sending the country into a socialist death spiral.

Kindly withdraw your head and look around.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
Your Ass
Good gawd. So true.


In other news, hooah:
Soldier doubts eligibility, defies president's orders

[...]
Obama "has absolutely refused to provide to the American public his original birth certificate, as well as other documents which may prove or disprove his eligibility," Easterling wrote. "In fact, he has fought every attempt made by concerned citizens in their effort to force him to do so."
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I wish you the best of luck, guy.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"Stop praying for a cheap watch, just get it."
O ye god of Timex. I would that ye see me in thine eyes worthy of the holy gift of a fucking watch.

Amen.


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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Nice Shot

NASA environmental satellite lost in launch failure

[...]
The Orbiting Carbon Observatory was designed to study natural and man-made carbon dioxide emission and absorption to help scientists assess how the greenhouse gas might be contributing to global warming.
[...]
I guess we're just going to have to keep relying on the usual channels of misinformation and assumption.


Gorezilla


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Spam Subject of the Day

"Now a large, long and thick member in pants has a name."
Yup. Ralph.



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Monday, February 23, 2009

Oscars

So, did any of my loyal readers watch the Oscars last night?



If so, for all that is holy, why?
Ugh.


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No Shit

Did TV news miss point in covering stimulus plan?
[...]
"...the Center for Economic and Policy Research said the media had "badly failed" to inform the public about what the stimulus plan means. The group said news organizations also didn't keep things in perspective, focusing on criticisms of the bill that were a very small part of the pricetag."
[...]
Gee. Ya think?

Since the details or text of the plan wasn't even released to the general public until it had been voted in, who outside of the assholes voting on it would have had a chance to analyze it before it was actually shoved up our collective asses?

It was touted as milk and honey, but you never heard an opposing view on how everyone was going to be paying their neighbor's mortgage and free health care. I think too many people don't realize that "the government" is US. The government doesn't have some big stash of unused cash. It doesn't just magically appear when people want or need it. Everyone pays for it.

Unless of course, you're one of the welfare moms with ten kids working the system getting "freebies" from Uncle Sam.




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Spam Subject of the Day

"Your rocket will fly higher"
Sounds like something you would sell to North Korea.



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Friday, February 20, 2009

Nucking Futs

So, anyone hear about the monkey that went - well, ape-shit, and attacked a woman?

If not, it did. The nut in the article below had a chimpanzee who went crazier than a PETArd in a slaughterhouse and attacked her friend. I heard on the radio that the thing tore into her big time. Bit her ears off, bit her nose off, torn her jaw off, and pretty much ripped the rest off her face off too.

The woman beat the monkey with a shovel and stabbed it with a knife, but that wasn't good enough. So she calls 9-1-1, and while the critter is chewing on her friend, the cops show up. The ape doens't think much of the cops being there, so it tries to get into the passenger side of the cop car. When that fails, it goes around to the drivers side, opens the door and gets in. Officer Friendly then commences to fill the crazed thing full of lead.

Here's a little enlightenment as to the nuttiness of the owner:
Chimp in Conn. attack had unusual bond with owner
STAMFORD, Conn. – Travis the chimpanzee's relationship with his owner was closer than those of some married couples.

Sandra Herold gave him the finest food, and wine in long-stemmed glasses. They took baths together and cuddled in the bed they shared. Travis brushed the lonely widow's hair each night and pined for her when she was away.

If she left the house alone, Travis would give her a kiss.
[...]
Yeah, I wonder what else she did with "Travis" when no one was around.

For once though, I reckon pitbull owners are off the hook.



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Good Gawd

SC Rep: Opposition to stimulus is slap in face
COLUMBIA, S.C. – The highest-ranking black congressman said Thursday that opposition to the federal stimulus package by southern GOP governors is "a slap in the face of African-Americans."
[...]
So if you oppose the stimulus plan, you're a racist? Give me a fucking break.

Is this fucker trying to incite another fucking civil war based on the color of your skin? Sharpton and Jackson must have taught him well.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"Make her swallow not spit"
Yeah, I hate it when she gets a bad cold and starts hacking up those slimy, green lugeys. Spits them all over the floor and shit.

Nasty.


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Thursday, February 19, 2009

Fuck The Constitution

Democrat Proposes Law Requiring Firearm Owners Have $1,000,000 Insurance Policies

Infowars
Monday, Feb 16, 2009

Illinois — the land of Obama and the Blagojevich mafia — is serious about making the Second Amendment so expensive only the rich will be able to exercise it. Kenneth Dunkin, a former social worker and Democrat member of the Illinois House of Representatives, has introduced HB0687, entitled the “Firearm Owners ID-Insurance” bill. It is currently in the Rules Committee.
[...]

If the firearm owner cannot afford the insurance or decides that it is simply crazy and also unconstitutional and refuses to participate, “the Department of State Police shall revoke and seize a Firearm Owner’s Identification Card,” thus making the the firearm illegal and the owner a criminal.
[...]
So if you can't constitutionally make something illegal, you tax or regulate the fuck out of it so as to make it virtually unattainable by the average citizen.

Fuckers like that should be fucking exiled. At least set adrift on Lake Woebegone in a canoe with Bubba and Billy-Joe-Ray-Bob.

Oh, and check out the new picture on my sidebar. I'm guessing it will stay there at least for a year or so. Hopefully though, not four:



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Spam Subject of the Day

"Is you skills about to expired?"
Is you is, or is you ain't my baby?



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Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Anyone Read The Fucking Stimulus Bill Yet?


The complete text is here, here, here, here, and here.
Good luck.

Here's an excerpt:
For an additional amount for the cost of broadband loans and loan guarantees, as authorized by the Rural Electrification Act of 1936 (7 U.S.C. 901 et seq.) and for grants (including for technical assistance), $2,500,000,000: Provided, That the cost of direct and guaranteed loans shall be as defined in section 502 of the Congressional Budget Act of 1974: Provided further, That, notwithstanding title VI of the Rural Electrification Act of 1936, this amount is available for grants, loans and loan guarantees for broadband infrastructure in any area of the United States: Provided further, That at least 75 percent of the area to be served by a project receiving funds from such grants, loans or loan guarantees shall be in a rural area without sufficient access to high speed broadband service to facilitate rural economic development, as determined by the Secretary of Agriculture: Provided further, That priority for awarding such funds shall be given to project applications for broadband systems that will deliver end users a choice of more than one service provider: Provided further, That priority for awarding funds made available under this paragraph shall be given to projects that provide service to the highest proportion of rural residents that do not have access to broadband service: Provided further, That priority shall be given for project applications from borrowers or former borrowers under title II of the Rural Electrification Act of 1936 and for project applications that include such borrowers or former borrowers: Provided further, That priority for awarding such funds shall be given to project applications that demonstrate that, if the application is approved, all project elements will be fully funded: Provided further, That priority for awarding such funds shall be given to project applications for activities that can be completed if the requested funds are provided: Provided further, That priority for awarding such funds shall be given to activities that can commence promptly following approval: Provided further, That no area of a project funded with amounts made available under this paragraph may receive funding to provide broadband service under the Broadband Technology Opportunities Program: Provided further, That the Secretary shall submit a report on planned spending and actual obligations describing the use of these funds not later than 90 days after the date of enactment of this Act, and quarterly thereafter until all funds are obligated, to the Committees on Appropriations of the House of Representatives and the Senate.




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Stimulation

U.S. POPClock Projection

"According to the U.S. Bureau of the Census, , the resident population of the United States, projected to 02/18/09 at 15:44 GMT (EST+5) is 305,843,564.

The U.S. population clock is based on the national population estimates."
Now according to wikipedia, as of 2007, roughly 72.7% (222,348,271) are 20−64 years old.

This means that if you were to take the 300 billion dubya's gang ordered up last fall and add it to the 800 billion Obamm-bamm's gang just passed, you would end up with over a trillion dollars.
So if you divvied up that amount evenly among the adult population, each person would get over $5,000 apiece.

So what would you do with $5,000 dollars all of a sudden added to your wallet? Chances are, you would spend it. If everyone spent $5,000 in say a week, a month, or even a day, I'm guessing the economy would be somewhat - stimulated.

But, the government seems to think they can do a better job of distributing our money, so they instead give it to failing banks and businesses and leave it up to us and future generations to make the payments.

Sweet.

Have I thanked you fucking libtard-socialists lately for voting this fucker into office? If not, thanks. A bunch. From the bottom of my wallet.




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Spam Subject of the Day

"Don't be alone for Valentine's Day this year!"
Uh, you sort of missed the boat there, sport.



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Tuesday, February 17, 2009

A Little Something For Your Consideration



Let's see now, 2009 X 365 X 1,000,000 = 733,285,000,000
Yup, a bit shy of the latest stimulus.


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Oh Baby, Baby It's A Wild World

One for the fags who get here from the blog done by the guy who has a man-crush on me:





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Spam Subject of the Day

"Wet and shaven"
Yup, after I got out of the shower this morning.



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Friday, February 13, 2009

It's V.D. Again

Once again, I'm too lazy to make another Valentine's Day post. So here's a rerun:

It's almost valentine's day everyone! So get an early start and make your own Valentine candies!!!

Here are my contributions:
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Whatta Maroon

From the "Get A Life" department:
Woman's record-length fingernails broken in crash
SALT LAKE CITY – A Utah woman listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for her long fingernails has lost them in a car crash. Lee Redmond of Salt Lake City sustained serious but non-life-threatening injuries in the accident Tuesday.
[...]
Why?

Why would you want to live your life this useless?

Can you imagine living with this fucking prima-donna? Is there anything she can possibly do by or for herself?

Doubtful.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"Where is my Mr Right"
Try some of the gay sites.



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Thursday, February 12, 2009

A Funny

This has been around a while, but I stumbled on it again today and it made me giggle:
Sadly, Fred was born without ears, and though he proved to be successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly.
One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three interviews.

The first guy was great. He new everything he needed to know and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Fred asked him, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
"Why, yes, I couldn't help but notice that you have no ears," came the reply.
Fred did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office.

The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. But he asked her the same question. Do you notice anything different about me?"
Well," she said stammering, "you have no ears."
Fred again got upset and chucked her out in a rage.

The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a young man who had recently earned his MBA.
He was smart. He was handsome, and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together. Fred was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question, "Do you notice anything different about me?"
Much to his surprise, the young man answered, "Yes, you wear contact lenses, don't you?"
Fred was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant person. "How in the world did you know that?", he asked.
The young man fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, "Well, it's pretty hard to wear glasses with no fucking ears!"




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Oopsy Daisy

Threats send California octuplets mom into hiding
Wed Feb 11, 4:12 PM ET

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - California's octuplets mom, already jobless and receiving food stamps, has gone into hiding with her six older children because of death threats, her spokesman said on Wednesday.
[...]
Kind of bit you in the ass there, eh bitch?

In case you've been living under a rock, here's the short story.
This dumb bitch thought that she needed more kids even though she was a single mother, living with her parents, collecting welfare, and had six already.
After one doctor declined her request for invitro, she kept looking until she found one who would. So she ended up machine-gunning 8 more kids out her pussy. Now for some strange reason, taxpayers are having issues with it.

Gee. I wonder why?


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Spam Subject of the Day

"This magic pill will kill all your problems in bed."
What is it, cyanide?



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Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Stimulating

Anyone wonder how republicans were persuaded to vote for the stimulus bill? Well, wonder no more. They were all given gifts:




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Spam Subject of the Day

" "
Now that's one of the best I've gotten yet.



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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

I Got Your Parole Hangin'

U.S. judges seek massive California prisoner release
Tue Feb 10, 7:18 AM ETSent 477 times

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Federal judges on Monday tentatively ordered California to release tens of thousands of inmates, up to a third of all prisoners, in the next three years to stop dangerous overcrowding.
[...]
See, that's why there are so many crooks. They know they probably won't even go to an overcrowded jail. And if they do, they;ll just get let out.

Fucking shit.


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More Stimulation

So did anyone watch the POTUS' press conference last night?

I watched part of it. I thought I owed it to our fabulous commander in chief to listen to what he had to say. So what exactly did he say? I'm not quite sure.
The parts of his speech he either memorized or was reading from the teleprompter, were quite understandable. After that, I have no fucking clue.

His introductory monologue - which I was able to keep up with, was all about how the economy sucks, how the dems need to convince the repubs how bad things are and how bad the stimulus bill needs to pass.

After that, he started answering the usual bullshit questions from reporters. Which of course, dealt more with war and foreign policy than the stimulus, which I thought was the reason he was fucking there in the first place.
Fucking reports. They all suck.

Anyway, when he started answering all those bullshit questions, he was talking so many circles he totally lost me. He got me so confused on multiple trains of thought, I had no idea where he was headed, and when he finished, I had no idea where went.

Maybe I'm just stupid or don't understand things good enough to keep track. But if that's the case, what about anyone else watching the shit?
I consider myself a fairly intelligent person. I may do some stupid stuff, but I'm not totally stupid. And if I don't know what the fuck he's talking about, how could the idiots who voted for him understand it?

And what's with this dude constantly looking left, looking right, looking left, ...
Can he not look straight ahead once in a while? I am John Q. Public. He is coming to my living room through the eyes of a camera lens. Can he not look me in the eye vicariously through the fucking camera once in a while?

I was always taught that when you're addressing someone, you look them in the eye. Sure, you can glance off to the side now and then. But in order to show interest, appear trustworthy and not look bored or elusive, you speak directly to them.

It appears Obamm-bamm cannot do that. He cannot talk directly to his audience. Until he does, I just consider it more bullshit lip service.
Which really, is all that it is.




Update: "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"
-Ronald Reagan

Be afwaid. be vewy vewy afwaid.


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Spam Subject of the Day

"Flush out excess pounds from your colon"
Daily there sport. Daily.



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Monday, February 09, 2009

Presidential Seal?

Last week was crazy busy. As you probably noticed, I barely posted anything more than the "Spam Subject of the Day". So far, the week is much better in that I can at least sit and lick my ass a bit. So that being the case, I'll fill you in on a dream I had last week.

My dreams are usually quite vivid. I can usually wake up in the morning and remember most of them, down to details you would normally only realize if you were to actually stop what you're doing, look around, and actually think about your surroundings rather than thinking about the task at hand.

Try it sometime. Right now while you're reading this, look to your right. What do you see? What do you smell? Hear?
Now look left. Same thing. Look at everything. Notice and itemize every object. Use your senses.
You would be surprised at how many things you overlook or ignore in a day that come back to you later.

Anyway, back to the dream. It had to be some sort of subconscious message. Some sort of inner stream of consciousness I had. Some people say dreams are precognitions, others say they are our brains' way of taking out the days mental trash. A release if you will.

I'm thinking this one was a sort of subliminal w.t.f.

Anyway, I'm sort of a handyman. I have no trouble fixing broken shit around the house, building, or just making things from scratch. And my neighbors have in the past, asked me to come over and help them fix something in their house. Put up a shelf or door, replace a water heater, whatever. So it came as no surprise to me in my dream, when I heard a knock on the door and my neighbor - Obama - [That's right, Obama] asked me to come help him fix his leaky roof.

I had this thought of "Damn! He's my neighbor?". My thought was, shit. Obama lives next door. My next thought was 'well, he is the President of the U.S., and he lives next door. What are the odds?'.

Although I was apprehensive, not sure if I would want to get involved in helping fix this leaky roof. I thought that I would either fix it and all would be well, or it would continue to leak and I would be scoffed at for not doing a a good job.

I decided that if I did make an attempt, the worst that would happen is it would still leak. It wouldn't be any worse off than it was now, it wasn't my fault it was leaking in the first place, and what the hell. I'd give it a try. Help out my neighbor.

[Good gawd. I sound like a democrat]

So I follow him outside, where it is raining quite hard, and over to his house so he could show me where the leak was. As we were walking down the hallway, he cocked his leg and let a huge, rather juicy and smelly fart. Turning back in my direction, he let out a wide grin and chuckled. I told him I wasn't going to follow him if he was going to keep that shit up.
He just laughed as guys do, and said something like "Bah, just deal with it!".

[If you follow the guy, you're going to get shit on?]

So while holding my breath, we walk to where the leaks are. There are several secret service agents analyzing the torrential drips in the ceiling in the room below the bad roof. Chatting back and forth on walkie-talkies, dashing to and fro, creating quite a confused buzz. There were also a couple men from some roofing company who were also standing around gazing at the leaks, estimating damage, rummaging through their toolboxes, and chatting about what would need to be done, the cost of doing it.

[Joe the plumber reference?]

We were all getting soaked, the smell of wet wood, wet drywall and mold in the air. I told him that I didn't think I could just patch all the shit up and he would probably need to hire someone to come put a new roof on. "But that would cost the taxpayers a lot of money" says he.

[Yet another bailout]

I knew it could be patched, and did some hasty repair work on a small section of the ceiling. Yes, I repaired the ceiling, not the roof. But the small patch I repaired no longer leaked. I proved that I was able to make a repair, but also, that it would take many more repairs to stop the entire roof from leaking.

Soaked, proven and quite confident my work would last, I returned home.

[I didn't vote for the guy]

I woke up with the feeling I needed to move though.



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HOPE!!! CHANGE!!!

Can I get an "AMEN!":





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Computers

So if anyone can tell me what it takes to get InstallShield to register the mswinsock.ocx control running a Setup package on Vista, I would appreciate it.

Until then, fuck Windows Vista.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"Don't let ED stop you"
Who is ED?



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Friday, February 06, 2009

Stimulate This

It makes me feel somewhat warm inside when I hear how republicans are the ones putting the kibosh on Obamm-bamm's so-called stimulus package.

Apparently, republicans are the only ones with any sort of brains fiscal foresight and realize that placing a larger burden on the shoulders of the taxpayers is in the end, just going to make it harder on taxpayers. So they are making it vewy vewy hard for democrats to steal more money.

Which really pisses democrats off because since most of them don't pay taxes, they don't mind at all if taxes increase.

Fight the good fight y'all.


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You And Me Both, Sister

Etta James 'can't stand' Beyonce

[...]
"The great Beyonce ... I can't stand Beyonce," James said in the clip from a Jan. 31 concert at the Boulevard Casino in Coquitlam, British Columbia. "She has no business up there, singing up there on a big ol' president day, gonna be singing my song that I've been singing forever."
[...]
Etta James is one of my all-time favorites. I don't blame her for getting a bit pissed at some talentless hack stealing her shit and bleating it out in the fucking racist hoe-down commonly referred to as the presidential inauguration.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"Penis"
Now that's original.



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Thursday, February 05, 2009

Spam Subject of the Day

"Make your queen wet"
She gets pissed when I throw water on her.



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Wednesday, February 04, 2009

Fat Cats

Obama to set executive pay limits
44 minutes ago

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama kicks off a campaign on Wednesday to rein in corporate compensation with rules limiting executive pay to $500,000 a year for companies getting taxpayer bailout funds in the future.
[...]
Sure. On the surface that sounds just dandy, right? Keep them big bellied bankers from getting paid way more than they're worth?

Vell, zat's how ve do sings in zee old cuntree. It iss goot. Ze guvmint tell you vat you do, how you do eet, and ze money you vill make, yah.

To me it appears as another step towards socialized banking. The government deciding how much you will make at your job. Who's next?

Sure, us taxpayers are paying their salary right now, and I personally don't think they deserve to make that kind of money when they fucked things up and ruined their business. But on the other hand, if I were used to making millions per year at my job, I don't know that I would continue to do my job at a fraction of my prior salary. So then, that leaves whom at the helm? Uncle Sam and his democrats.




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Spam Subject of the Day

"Add floors to your skyscraper"
BWAH!!! Now that one is an original.



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Tuesday, February 03, 2009

Two-Faced Motherfucking Lying Democrat Piece Of Fucking Shit

From the New York Times:
White House Unbuttons Formal Dress Code
Published: January 28, 2009

WASHINGTON — The capital flew into a bit of a tizzy when, on his first full day in the White House, President Obama was photographed in the Oval Office without his suit jacket.
[...]
Well now. isn't that sweet. His Highness is just one of the guys after all. Relax. Let's get all this White House shit worked out, eh?

Or is he:
There was, however, a logical explanation: Mr. Obama, who hates the cold, had cranked up the thermostat.
[...]
Right. Typical politician. Say whatever it takes to get elected, then forget it all when you're in office:
May 16, 2008
[...]Pitching his message to Oregon's environmentally-conscious voters, Obama called on the United States to "lead by example" on global warming, and develop new technologies at home which could be exported to developing countries.

"We can't drive our SUVs and eat as much as we want and keep our homes on 72 degrees at all times ... and then just expect that other countries are going to say OK," Obama said.
Yup. That's a fine example you demonstrated there, sport.

Or as I like to say, fuck you.



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Oopsy Daisy!

Cable provider apologizes for porn interruption

Mon Feb 2, 9:06 PM ETSent 405 times

TUCSON, Ariz. - A cable television provider apologized Monday to Tucson-area customers over a 30-second porn interruption during the Super Bowl.
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BWAH! That would have been a hoot to see that happen at my house.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"I lost my number. May I have yours?"
BWAH!!!



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Monday, February 02, 2009

Spam Subject of the Day

"What time is okay for you"
How about a half hour after hell freezes over?



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