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Tuesday, March 01, 2005

This Is Just Getting Too Stupid

Lighters to be banned on airline flights:
"Airline passengers will have to ditch their lighters or lose them to airport security screeners when a new ban on lighters takes effect in April."
Soon, you will no longer be able to carry pencils on a plane, because rubbing two sticks together can start a fire. Any bad guy who really wants to can explode a bomb. You can use a battery and steel wool to light a fire. Those are still legal carry-on items.
I think they should concentrate more on finding the bombs rather than banning everything hey can think of.
Maybe it's a plot - the government is trying to shut down all the airlines by driving away all the passengers, so they don't have to keep shelling out money to keep them in business and bail them out of bankruptcy.

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