Student flying with dynamite "souvenir" indicted:Just how fucking stupid...Oh forget it.
Wed Oct 4, 8:58 PM ET
HOUSTON (Reuters) - A U.S. tourist who told airport inspectors that dynamite in his bags was a souvenir from South America has been charged with breaking two security laws and could face up to 10 years in prison and steep fines.
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Thursday, October 05, 2006
Another Idiot
4 comments:
Yeah,
They should'a made him put his explosives in the cargo hold with the other bombs....
Actually, the humor in that isn't so well seated with me as I have to do FOUR airplane flights over the next couple of weeks.
Ladies and gentlemen. Please take your liquids and gels and bombs and put them in the cargo baggage.
Lucky you. Four flights.
Remember to leave your gun, shampoo and TNT at home.
Speaking of guns....
Bill Clinton is placed against the wall and just before the order
to shoot him is given, he yells, "Earthquake!".
The firing squad falls into a panic and Bill jumps over the wall
and escapes in the confusion.
John Kerry is the second one placed against the wall. The squad
is reassembled and John ponders what his old pal Bill has done.
Before the order to shoot is given, John yells, "Tornado!".
Again the squad falls apart and Kerry slips over the wall thus making
his escape.
The last person, George W. Bush, is placed against the wall. He is
thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out a disaster and hop over
the wall."
As the firing squad is reassembled and the rifles raised in his direction,
he smirks his famous smirk and yells, "Fire!"
I think you have Bush and Kerry mixed up.
One way or the other, I did get a chuckle out of it.
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