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Tuesday, October 03, 2006

This Sucks

Here's the deal - I have a toothpick dispenser on my desk. This one:



Whoever runs quality control at the toothpick factory was slacking one particular day; the day they made the box of toothpicks I currently have in my dispenser, as the outside diameter of these toothpicks is slightly larger than the inside diameter of the slot in the 'action' of the dispenser.
Sometimes the toothpicks get stuck in the slot and refuse to eject themselves without human intervention.
I'm going to have to sit here and sand every one of these damn things now in order to make them work properly in my dispenser.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

What the hell is with this psychotic tooth pick obsession?

Anonymous said...

Shhhh Mark.. its keeping him busy.........

curmudgeon said...

Be prepared. This is the next project to finish.

lilfeathers2000 said...

Ssshhhh....Its a conspiracy. They are going to down size tooth picks.

curmudgeon said...

Don't even think like that!