School Mistakes Huge Burrito for a WeaponWhat in the hell? What sort of pinnacle have we reached when we have to be so uptight that an eigth-grader packing a burrito sends the school into lockdown? Good gawd.
CLOVIS, N.M. - A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito.
Someone called authorities Thursday after seeing a boy carrying something long and wrapped into Marshall Junior High.
The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapenos and wrapped inside tin foil and a white T-shirt.
Reality: It's been nice knowing you. Bye now.
I'm sure there would have been danger of an explosion. But probably not until after the kid ate the thing.
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