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Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Less Beer, Less Cheeseburgers?

Preventing Stretch Marks

Imagine a balloon that has been blown up and then deflated. No matter how much you blow it up again, it has lost much of its original elasticity and will never look quite the same. So it is with stretch marks. They don't go away entirely.
Six-pack? I'm working on a keg.

2 comments:

shoes said...

heres my theory. if your fat just shut up and be fat. if you dont like it then do something about it. i now embrace my fat and enjoy it. less beer, less cheeseburgers? screw that. gimme a guiness and a double cheeseburger

curmudgeon said...

Mmm. Double cheeseburger from In-n-Out sounds pretty good. Breakfast anyone?