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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Think About This

I nabbed this post from one of my regular reads. In the spirit of 'passing it along', I quote it here:

Try driving around as a Gringo in Mexico with no liability insurance and have an accident.

Enter Mexico illegally...Never mind immigration quotas, visas, international law or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc.

Procreate abundantly.

Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It is a cultural United States thing... You wouldn't understand, pal."

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public, then insist that your children do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand to be eligible for Mexican retirement funds into which you never contributed.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal presence in Mexico.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck! Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world..except right here in the United States...Land of the naive! If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, move to Mexico...or Iraq...or France.

Oh... And one more thing... don't drink the water.

At least they can safely drink our water, as far as I know.


As always... Rachael said...

Not loving the mexicans tonight, huh?! I see your point but I'm not the mexicans are DEMANDING all these things. We've made it too easy to set up camp here, adn once they're here, law enforcement and other public services almost have to learn spanish, because alienating them further would have a negative butterfly effect on the rest of us. Trick is to make it more difficult to set up shop without using the proper channels available to immigrants willing to take the time and effort to live here legally.

BUT, your post reminded me of a joke that I thought you might enjoy:

How come Mexico never wins any Olympic events? Because all the ones that can run, jump, or swim are Americans now!

Hey, my "catching on fire" post is ready for your reading pleasure...

curmudgeon said...

It's not that I dislike mexicans, or that I think they should all just stay the hell out of here. My thoughts are the same as yours. We make it too easy for any illegal immigrant to come here and take advantage of our dollars and services.
And sure, it don't hurt for folks to be bilingual or even multilingual. But if you want to move to america and be american, then dammit - be american.

I like the joke. :)