"'Fraid not. But I can give y'all a fanger. Reckon we'se ayvun?"
"U-yuh. I reckon we'se ayvun."
...at home...
"Look ri-cheer honey. I got this here fanger at work. Brian done lopped it clayn off'n the tailgate u that damn truck."
"Wow! Ima goin' to californy this here weekend. I can stick it in a bowl of chili at Wendy's, then say I found it there. We'll sue and make a fortune!"
The man whose severed finger was planted in a bowl of Wendy's chili in an apparent scheme to swindle the company had given the digit to a co-worker to settle a $50 debt, the San Francisco Chronicle reported on Wednesday.What a maroon.
2 comments:
part of a finger goes for $50. i'm having a yard sale. all of me must go. sorry i was married once before so i already gave away my pride but my conscience can still be had
Now that is a plan!
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