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Friday, May 13, 2005

Fingered!

And fucked. Highlites:
Finger Traced to Woman Who Blamed Wendy's:

The finger that a woman said she found in a bowl of Wendy's chili came from an associate of her husband who lost the digit in an industrial accident...
[...]

Anna Ayala, the woman who said she found the finger, was arrested last month at her suburban Las Vegas home and is charged with attempted grand larceny.
[...]

Ayala's husband, Jaime Plascencia, was arrested earlier this month on a fugitive warrant at the couple's home to face charges unrelated to the Wendy's case.
[...]

The man who lost the finger, whose name was not released, had given the finger fragment to Plascencia[...]
This is just too funny. And not, all at the same time.
These people are moronic criminals who really fubar'ed this time. What a racket.
Let's see now:
  • A guy loses his finger working on the job, who then
  • Gives it to his buddy, who
  • Gives it to his wife, who
  • Goes to Wendy's and tosses said digit in a bowl of chili, then
  • Sues Wendy's, who
  • Loses a ton of money from the scam, then
  • Turns around and presses charges against the fool,
  • Who goes to jail
Too bad the woman can't get charged with a bigger crime for costing Wendy's all that business along with the charges she's already facing.

2 comments:

shoes said...

actually she should be forced to eat wendys every day forever. wouldnt that be a bad punishment. the lawyers who told her she haad a case should also be liable for wendys losses, its scumbags like them that put these ideas into peoples heads

curmudgeon said...

And not just any Wendy's food. It must be chili.
I hope they serve chili on a regular basis at the correctional center at least.