Spam Subject of the Day

Here's a few from today's mail:

is Carol leaving him
Margie said leave tomorrow
tell Leland not to come over
Ruth said leave tomorrow

Carol is leaving Leland, I think. But Margie thinks Carol should wait until tomorrow, then leave. Maybe things will settle down a bit. So tell Leland not to come over, because Ruth also thinks they should wait until tomorrow.
I think I've got it.

Is this like, a spam soap opera?