Fat Chance

Something's fishy about $1,000 New York pizza

Reuters - Wed Mar 14, 9:28 PM ET

NEW YORK (Reuters) - A New York restaurateur has cooked up the world's most extravagant pizza -- a $1,000 (516 pound) pie topped with six kinds of caviar and fresh lobster.
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You can sugar coat a dog turd, but it's still a dog turd.

Not that pizza is shitty, but there just ain't no pizza worth one thousand dollars.
They're taking perfectly good beer food and fucking it all up here. Not to mention putting lobster on a pizza. Sinful.

Lobster should be treated with more respect. Broiled, dipped in drawn butter, savored bite by bite, ... Mmmmmmmm.

I think I just got a woody.




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