Since there's a full moon, I thought this would be appropriate:
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.
"How was work, dear?" his wife asks.
"Listen! I don't want to talk about work!" he shouts.
"Okay. Would you like to sit down and eat a nice home cooked
meal?" she asks nicely.
"Listen!" he shouts again. "I'm not hungry! I don't wanna
eat! All right! Is that all right with you? Can I come home
from work and just do my own thing without you forcing food
own my throat? Huh?"
At this moment, the wolf man started growling, and throwing
things around the apartment in a mad rage. Looking out the
window, his wife sees a full moon and says to herself,
"I guess it's that time of the month."
3 comments:
I fucking LOVE your jokes! I need to start copying them so I can tell them at parties... becuase I can only rememebr about three jokes, and I tell them over and over. I'm surprised no one punched me yet!
Yeah, that's a good one.
If I were to retell any of these jokes, I would have to pull up the blog to remember them myself.
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