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Friday, June 17, 2005

Spam Subject of the Day

"no room for cellulite in a bikini"

Somehow though, there are folks who still insist there is.

3 comments:

I'm not even supposed to be here today said...: cellulite tends to affect the ass & thigh area - which any swimsuit since 1930 is going to reveal. So what? Fat girls can't take a dip? They need cooling off the most... THEY'RE FAT! lol; Fri Jun 17, 02:48:00 PM PDT
curmudgeon said...: My belief has always been "There's some clothes some people just shouldn't wear."
It don't matter what size someone is. They just shouldn't wear some clothes in public. It hurts my eyes. The belly shouldn't lop over the strings.
That goes for guys too. Speedos should be banned, as well as those newfangled body suit looking things for guys. The jewels shouldn't be submitted to that sort of punishment, and neither should my eyes.; Sat Jun 18, 07:25:00 AM PDT
curmudgeon said...: I was going to mention spandex in that last comment but somehow spaced it. 'Nuff said.; Sat Jun 18, 07:26:00 AM PDT

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