On their twenty-fifth wedding anniversary, the woman comes downstairs in the morning to find her husband sitting at the breakfast table crying.
When she asked him what was wrong, he replied "You know if I would have murdered you instead of marry you, I could have been paroled by now."
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I love all the jokes. I foreward them to hubby, who tells them at work. You're making a lot of people laugh! And way to keep the classics alive!! I had heard that one... but had forgotten all about it... I'm rotten at remembering jokes!
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