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Monday, June 06, 2005

One Of My Last Conversations With An 8-track Player

Curmudgeon: So how's it going?

8-track:
Lonely feelin' deep inside.

Curmudgeon: Sorry to hear that. What are you going to do?

8-track: Find a corner where I can hide.

Curmudgeon: Hide? From what?

8-track: Silent footsteps crowdin' me.

Curmudgeon: Wow man, that sounds sorta scary.

8-track: Sudden darkness but I can see.

Curmudgeon: Whew! That's good.

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