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Wednesday, October 05, 2005

The Headline Says It All

Doctor sued for sex treatment for back pain

SEATTLE (Reuters) - An Oregon woman whose doctor convinced her that he could cure her lower back pain by having sex with her is suing him and his medical clinic for $4 million, according to legal documents obtained on Monday.
"Here. Bend over the table now. That's it. A Doctor Dave meat injection will fix you up in no time at all."

I should have been a doctor I can offer better treatments than he could, I'm sure!

3 comments:

curmudgeon said...

Probably got his education in Iran.

JasonS said...

"Now, this is only going to hurt a second."

"No, no, no. Think of it as an organic tongue depressor"

"Are you allergic to latex?"

"So who gets the sloppy second-opinions?"

"Just...have...to...ram...that...
verti...brae...back...into...place!"

I think that's enough for now. Great fodder.

curmudgeon said...

SNAP!
That'll be $100.