Q. What do blowjobs and flowers have in common?
A. After the first year they are only given on special occasions.
And just for kicks, here's a funny:
A man and woman were having marital problems so they went to see a marriage counselor.
The counselor, in an attempt to find some common ground from which to begin his analysis said, "Tell me about anything the two of you have in common."
The husband spoke up and said, "Well, neither one of us sucks dicks."
Thanx lf2k.
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