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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Whatta Maroon

Owner: Man tried to hide guitar in pants

Tue Nov 28, 10:48 PM ET
DE QUEEN, Ark. - The guitar-shaped bulge in Morgan Conatser's clothing tipped off a music store owner that there might be a crime in progress. Clifton Lovell, owner of Guitars and Cadillacs on U.S. Highway 71 in De Queen, was talking with a customer last week when he saw Conatser, 29, walking out of the store.
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Johnny-On-The-Spot there, ain't you?

Yeah, I think the idiot stealing the guitar maybe should have thought it out a little. It may be a bit of a challenge stuffing a guitar down your britches.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have to give the guy some credit.

At least he didn't try to stuff a Cadillac down his britches.

:)

curmudgeon said...

That's probably on his list though.