Lard Ass

Wash. woman unexpectedly has baby boy:

'I don't know how I didn't know. I just didn't know,' Brisendine said Tuesday from her bed at Overlake Medical Center's Birthing Center, where she delivered Alexander Joseph Britt by Caesarean section.
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Uh, she didn't know? She sounds stupid enough to not know how she got that way either.
Look. If you're that fucking fat, back awaaaaay from the chalupa once in a while.