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Thursday, November 30, 2006

A Funny

An oldie but goodie:
Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different.
The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.
Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again.
Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene didn't get pregnant again."
Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."


Jean said...

Those poor rednecks... takes 'em a while don't it?........hahahahah!

curmudgeon said...

That'll learn 'em. :)

Miss Sassy said...

I actually winced at this.
Third times a charm huh? Or they had to stop at 3 so people could remember the joke... its actually a family of 15. =)

curmudgeon said...

Yeah, that's how many times she got plugged up while he was away. Doesn't say how many when he was home.