Good Gawd

How to prepare a child:

First, you take the child out of the cage and pop them on the head with a hammer. If you're not quite ready to prepare the child right away, they can be put in the freezer and prepared another day.
Otherwise, toss them in the microwave to cook.
Serve piping hot.


Just kidding, of course.


AAAHHHHHGGGGGG!!!! What in the flying fuck is wrong with these people? Fer Chrissakes. If you don't want - or just plain can't handle - your kids, give them the fuck up. There are plenty of people out there who do.

Gawd-a-mighty. What a bunch of idiots.