What A Dude

AWOL soldier who returned, flees again:

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - A U.S. Army soldier who fled to Canada rather than return to
Iraq has disappeared again, this time just a day after surrendering to the military.
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Look you chicken-shit mutherfucker. We know you aren't brave enough to do your duty. Why would we think you would be brave enough to face your music? I dunno. No clue.

Stay in Canada you whimp. Or maybe try France. Plenty of cowards there for you to chum around with.