First there's this:
Naked man arrested for concealed weapon:Ugh. Okay, he pulls an awl out of his ass?
EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
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Who was the luck bastard to drop that in an evidence bag I wonder?
Next, we have this couple:
Nude couple's feud ends at Waffle House:Book 'em, Danno.
NASHVILLE, Tenn. - No shirt, no service? What about no clothes at all? A couple that began squabbling in a motel room Friday morning carried their dispute over to an adjacent Waffle House restaurant in the nude, police said.
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Come on people. Get some clothes on.
4 comments:
Maybe that first guy was trying to report a rape!
Ya think?
Naw. I heard he was poundin' it in the bushes for the passers by.
Comedy...tool in my rectum....get it?
Ugh. :)
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