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Monday, November 06, 2006


What's with all these pervs?

First there's this:
Naked man arrested for concealed weapon:

EL CERRITO, Calif. - A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors — naked — and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
Ugh. Okay, he pulls an awl out of his ass?
Who was the luck bastard to drop that in an evidence bag I wonder?

Next, we have this couple:
Nude couple's feud ends at Waffle House:

NASHVILLE, Tenn. - No shirt, no service? What about no clothes at all? A couple that began squabbling in a motel room Friday morning carried their dispute over to an adjacent Waffle House restaurant in the nude, police said.
Book 'em, Danno.

Come on people. Get some clothes on.


Lee said...

Maybe that first guy was trying to report a rape!

curmudgeon said...

Ya think?

Naw. I heard he was poundin' it in the bushes for the passers by.

Lee said...

Comedy...tool in my rectum....get it?

curmudgeon said...

Ugh. :)