A Local Politics Post

Yes, I said there wouldn't be any more of the constant political shit here. And I ain't going to. At least the usual Obamm-bamm bullshit. But I will post stuff occasionally about things that are going on locally, as it relates to stupid shit happening here in my state.

For instance:

Smokers fuming as state considers adding to tax hike
[...]
Thus emerged a glimpse of the Catch-22 that could come with boosting sin taxes: The state wants more money for its budget; but if legislators try to extract too much financing from discretionary habits, they could tax revenue right out of Nevada's coffers.
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The dumb-ass voters in this state voted against allowing smoking in bars that serve food already. That caused a big dip in businesses around the state. I'm talking no less than a 15-20% decrease in patronage.
Now add more taxes to tobacco, and what happens? Some people will pay anyway, but then some will just quit buying the shit.

The thing is, budgets have already been drawn up which rely on dollars from tobacco sales, so they've done gone and legislated that money right out of the budget.

You self-righteous twits didn't see that coming now did you?



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Spam Subject of the Day

"A giant, snow-covered banjo"

Just what I always wanted.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"Virginity test cancelled"

That's nice.



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Interesting

Here is a sorta cool guitar I happened to see on some random site:



I can't imagine actually trying to play it, but think about this: Can't you just picture Pete Townsend beating the holy living fuck out of a set of amplifiers with it?


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How?

Obama sets Qaeda defeat as top goal in Afghanistan
38 minutes ago

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama unveiled a new war strategy for Afghanistan on Friday with one goal -- to wipe out al Qaeda militants there and in neighboring Pakistan who he said were plotting new attacks on the United States.
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With all the troops home, he is going to accomplish this, how?



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Spam Subject of the Day

"{spamit_subj}"

Another useless fucking idiot who can't write code.



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The Voice of Hopey McChange's Teleprompter

I stumbled upon a new blog today. It is ruminations from the perspective of the teleprompter, of the asshole in office. Do yourself a favor and take a look.

Here's an entry from today:

A Little Less In Your Stocking

Yesterday, Big O appointed perhaps the greatest tax-policy review panel in the history of tax-policy review panels.

Publicly, we're saying this is OMB chief Pete Orszag's idea, but everyone here knows that it was the Big Guy's brainstorm, because Big Guy's hobby is tax policy.

The plan is for this panel to come up with a plan to "rebalance" the U.S. tax system, and to end "corporate welfare" as we know it. By "rebalance" we mean "raise taxes," and by "end corporate welfare" we mean "create new taxes."

The plan is due on Big Guy's desk by December 4, a nice early Christmas present for America.

Good gawd-a-mighty. Someone has an imagination.

And with that, I leave you this:

The Obama dildo

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Spam Subject of the Day

"Viagra on sale today"

WHOA!!! Really? That's new.




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Go Figger

U.S. Seeks Expanded Power in Seizing Firms
WASHINGTON — The Obama administration and the Federal Reserve, still smarting from the political furor over the bailout of American International Group, began a full-court press on Tuesday to expand the federal government’s power to seize control of troubled financial institutions deemed too big to fail.
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Even though I'm too lazy to link to it, trust me when I say that I mentioned this scenario oh, a month or so ago.

This is only the beginning of the Socialist Sates of America. The only way it will change is if 'We, the people' change it.
But then, there are too many people comfortable licking the hand that feeds them. Obviously, or that fucking assh'O'le would never have gotten elected.




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Spam Subject of the Day

"WWarning!"

Byu, byu, byu, that's all folks!



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Quote of the Day

"Buck Farack"

BWAAAAHHH!!!!

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Nice

Israeli soldiers' T-shirts depict shooting Arabs
JERUSALEM – Israel's military condemned soldiers for wearing T-shirts of a pregnant woman in a rifle's cross-hairs with the slogan "1 Shot 2 Kills," and another of a gun-toting child with the words, "The smaller they are, the harder it is."
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"♫♪♫ ...And I think to myself, what a wonderful world. ♫♪♪"

We need to nuke the fuckers.



Update: I know 'W' ain't in there no more, but maybe it's not too late.




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Spam Subject of the Day

"You have no sperm this medicine will help you to solve the problem!"

Works for girls too!



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What? Really? No!

Shocker: 'Global warming' simply no longer happening

Temperatures dropping, fewer hurricanes, arctic ice growing, polar bear population up

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For at least the last five years, global temperatures have been falling, according to tracking performed by Roy Spencer, the climatologist formerly of NASA.

"Global warming" was going to bring more and more horrific hurricanes, climate change scientists and the politicians who subscribed to their theories said. But since 2005, only one major hurricane has struck North America.
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Well, that's going to fuck up AlGore's career big time.

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A Giggle

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to
discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob
suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
Jacob: "Are you the owner?"
The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds ."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

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Spam Subject of the Day

"You can increase the time of your sexual act"

No thanks. My hand would get tired.



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Zen

Some quotes - via email:

• 1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just "F" off and leave me alone.
• 2. Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.
• 3. No one is listening until you fart.
• 4. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.
• 5. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
• 6. If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
• 7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
• 8. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
• 9. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
• 10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
• 11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
• 12. Some days you are the bug; some days you are the wind screen.
• 13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time.
• 14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... And most of that comes from bad judgment.
• 15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
• 16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works.
• 17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
• 18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
• 19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our ass ... Then things just keep getting worse.
• 20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Oopsy-Daisy

Obama apologizes for Special Olympics gaffe
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama has apologized to the chairman of the Special Olympics for his late-night talk show quip equating his bowling skills to those of athletes with disabilities.

Appearing on "The Tonight Show" Thursday, the president told host Jay Leno he'd been practicing at the White House's bowling alley but wasn't happy with his score of 129. Then he remarked: "It was like the Special Olympics or something."
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So, his bowling skills are right up there with his leadership skills.

"I bowl better when I'm drinkin'."

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Spam Subject of the Day

"The move is the crown jewel in the pearl necklace of the borough's revitalization program called, "Blow Jobs for Joes." The program seeks to capitalize on both the self-sustaining sex industry and wind energy, a new craze that's being whipped into a frenzy by the unsustainable breeze of government subsidization."

Well now. That's a 'mouth full'.



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Seriously. No, Seriously.

Ever heard of these guys:
Jeremy McGrath?
Jeff Ward?
Troy Lee?

If you like motorbike racing, then yes. You have. If you've ever heard of anyone even talking about motorbike racing, then again. Yes, you have.

From :

kidslove2ride.com
"In defiance of the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act of 2008 - or CPSIA - which prohibits the sale of youth motorcycles and ATVs deemed unhealthy for children under 12 due to supposed high-levels of lead content, motorcycle dealer Malcolm Smith will sell these banned vehicles as a sign of protest.

As a sign of support, a group of small business people and high-profile motorcycle industry celebrities, including racers Jeff Ward and Jeremy McGrath, Glen Helen Raceway owner Bud Feldkamp, and motorsport design guru Troy Lee have all agreed to be on hand to purchase banned units for use by their own children and grandchildren."

Well, it is Ka-lee-for-nya after all. Expect anything less?

I can think of TONS of things on any motorized vehicle that are far more dangerous than the fucking lead content.

Which, by that I mean, you will get just as much lead by swallowing the gasoline you're siphoning out of mom and dad's car as you will siphoning it out of the neighbor's Harley in order to fill the tank on your ATV.

At least, that's what I hear.



Hat tip: Wisdom o' the Protein.


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Due To Lack Of Anything Creative On My Part, Here Are Some Bumper Stickers

Thanks yet again, Sherri

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Spam Subject of the Day

"Magnificent Girls extremely dancing"

Is there a pole involved? Cause if there ain't no pole, I ain't interested.



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Correction to a Previous post

How inconsiderate of me. Regarding this post Mark says:

I think you need to post a correction on your blog.

Something like how you pissed me off and since I ran my own corporation for 12 years probably know wtf I’m talking about and how you were wrong and how honored you’d be to bear my love child because you realize that not only am I smart but am also a major stud muffin and sexual wolverine.

Oops. My bad.
Stud muffin?

Now for those of you who don't know who Mark is, I took a picture last time I visted:




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Hey! I Got Some Plans For The Weekend!

Sounds like fun!:

Host or Attend a Pledge Project Canvass

Opening our doors and talking to our neighbors is the only way we'll make President Obama's economic plan a reality.

Take the next step now by hosting or attending a Pledge Project Canvass the weekend of Saturday, March 21st.

Build your community's support for President Obama’s approach to renewing and rebuilding America by knocking on doors and asking your neighbors to get involved.

Take part in the Pledge Project by hosting a canvass in your community now.

Wha...huh...? What was that? Was that the sound of a shotgun racking?




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Quote(s) of the Day

Via email:

Great Orators of the Democratic Party

Yesterday's Democrats:

"One man with courage makes a majority."
- Andrew Jackson

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."
- Franklin D. Roosevelt

"The buck stops here."
- Harry S. Truman

"Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country."
- John F. Kennedy

Today's Democrats:
"It depends what your definition of 'Sex' is?"
- Bill Clinton

"That Obama - I would like to cut his NUTS off."
- Jesse Jackson

"Those rumors are false ..... I believe in the sanctity of marriage."
- John Edwards

"I invented the Internet"
- Al Gore

"The next Person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads up their ASS."
- Joe Biden

"America is--is no longer, uh, what it--it, uh, could be, uh what it was once was...uh, and I say to myself, 'uh, I don't want that future, uh, uh for my children.' "
- Barack Obama

"I have campaigned in all 57 states."
- Barack Obama

"You don't need God anymore, you have us Democrats."
- Nancy Pelosi (said back in 2006)

"Paying taxes is voluntary."
- Sen. Harry Reid

"Bill is the greatest husband and father I know. No one is more faithful, true, and honest than he."
- Hillary Clinton (said back in 1998)

Thx Sherri. :)

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Spam Subject of the Day

"One Hundred and One Dalmatians"

What the fuck?



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I Think I May Like This Dude

"BONZAI!!!!":

Senator suggests AIG execs should kill themselves

IOWA CITY, Iowa - Iowa Sen. Charles Grassley suggested that AIG executives should take a Japanese approach toward accepting responsibility for the collapse of the insurance giant by resigning or killing themselves.
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Them's some pretty harsh words there, sport. But I like them.

Bonuses? With OUR FUCKING MONEY!?!? For running a company into the ground?

Contract or no, these assholes should be fired with no 'Golden Parachute'. The citizens of the U.S. are are basically the stockholders now, and I as a stockholder, believe that if these dip-shits take any bonus money they deserve jail time for defrauding the government.

Either that or their house(s) and car(s) should be repossessed. I would never, NEVER, advocate vandalism or arson, but someone happened to do that instead, I wouldn't rather they didn't get prosecuted for doing it.

Update: Silly me. The fucking dems had already written a fucking bonus exemption clause into the fucking thing when the fucking Commander in Chief (good gawd - am I ever glad he ain't my boss) signed the fucker into fucking law.


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Happy Friggin' Saint Patty's Day

/Update: What the fuck? "This image or video violated our terms of use"?
Here is a 'still' version of the animated .GIF I had posted, fer fuck's sake:

Just fucking nasty, innit?
/end update


Pour yourself a Guiness and hide your pot of gold from the government.

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Spam Subject of the Day

"You're in crime-IP list!"

Cool!



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Wait. What?

During the last presidential election, Senator John McCain said:

"The fundamentals of our economy are strong."

Obama's team painted the veteran senator as out of touch and failing to grasp the challenges facing the country.

Now the fuckhead named Obama is elected, and guess what he's saying:

"The economy is fundamentally sound despite the temporary 'mess' it's in..."

Lying, two-faced, piece of shit, demo-socialist, libtard, mutherfucking, cocksucker.
No, politicians won't lie, cheat or steal to win an election, will they?

The story:

White House says economy is sound despite 'mess'

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Spam Subject of the Day

Sponsered by Nike:

"Just do her."

BWAH!



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Now THAT'S Taking Care Of Your Own

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Quote of the Day

Via email:

Did you know that President Obama signed his stimulus package at the same desk where President Clinton got his package stimulated?

BWAH!!!

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Spam Subject of the Day

"You must be The Real Man with huge dignity"

Well, I have to admint. I 've never heard it called that before.



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Elected(?) Officials

I read this little snippet over at PJM/Vodkapundit:

Just 27% of voters nationwide favor passage of a second economic stimulus package. The latest Rasmussen Reports nationwide telephone survey found that 55% are opposed and 19% are not sure.

So let me get this straight. The people that The People put in office are doing what the people want to do instead of doing what The People want them to do?

Just who in the fuck do the people think they are? What in the fuck gives the people the right to do what The People don't want them to do?

Tell me again how the people in government watches out for the best interests of The People.





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Now That's Something You Don't Hear Too Often

Woman Injured in Power Tool Sex Toy Encounter

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

"Is that an impact drill in your pants or are you just glad to see me?"



Tip o' the lid to He Who Carries Large P3n1s.



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I'll Believe It When I See A Cork In The Hole

Via Slate:

Good Riddance, Yucca Mountain

Obama pulls the plug on the nuclear industry's last best hope.

That project has been under construction for twenty+ years. Does anyone actually believe it is going to just get abandoned?

I sure as hell don't.



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Quote of the Day

Found here.

You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation.

You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it.

Dr. Adrian Rogers , 1931 to 2005

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Spam Subject of the Day

"The confirmatory letter was sent"

Confirmatory?



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Poll Results

Just to keep you updated, here are the latest poll results:

Socialist States of America	17%
I want a beer	22%
The World's Weak Link	0%
Union of Pussifed Pacifists	17%
AmeriKKKa	0%
Obamanation	6%
Obamastan	17%
Senate's Socialist States	0%
Conflagrated States of America	11%
Disjointed States of America	11%
18 Votes Total

Don't be shy now. If you haven't already voted, do it! If you have, well, thanks.

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READ THIS!!!

I got this in an email. Very true. And here is the link.

Back on Uncle Sam's plantation
Star Parker - Syndicated Columnist - 2/9/2009 8:00:00 AM

Six years ago I wrote a book called Uncle Sam's Plantation ... I wrote the book to tell my own story of what I saw living inside the welfare state and my own transformation out of it.

I said in that book that indeed there are two Americas -- a poor America on socialism and a wealthy America on capitalism.

I talked about government programs like Temporary Assistance for Needy Families (TANF), Job Opportunities and Basic Skills Training (JOBS), Emergency Assistance to Needy Families with Children (EANF), Section 8 Housing, and Food Stamps.

A vast sea of perhaps well-intentioned government programs, all initially set into motion in the 1960s, that were going to lift the nation's poor out of poverty.

A benevolent Uncle Sam welcomed mostly poor black Americans onto the government plantation. Those who accepted the invitation switched mindsets from "How do I take care of myself?" to "What do I have to do to stay on the plantation?"

Instead of solving economic problems, government welfare socialism created monstrous moral and spiritual problems -- the kind of problems that are inevitable when individuals turn responsibility for their lives over to others.

The legacy of American socialism is our blighted inner cities, dysfunctional inner city schools, and broken black families.
Through God's grace, I found my way out. It was then that I understood what freedom meant and how great this country is.

I had the privilege of working on welfare reform in 1996, passed by a Republican Congress and signed 50 percent.

I thought we were on the road to moving socialism out of our poor black communities and replacing it with wealth-producing American capitalism.

But, incredibly, we are going in the opposite direction.

Instead of poor America on socialism becoming more like rich American on capitalism, rich America on capitalism is becoming like poor America on socialism.

Uncle Sam has welcomed our banks onto the plantation and they have said, "Thank you, Suh."

Now, instead of thinking about what creative things need to be done to serve customers . .. . they are thinking about what they have to tell Massah in order to get their cash.

There is some kind of irony that this is all happening under our first black president on the 200th anniversary of the birthday of Abraham Lincoln.

Worse, socialism seems to be the element of our new young president. And maybe even more troubling, our corporate executives seem happy to move onto the plantation.

In an op-ed on the opinion page of the Washington Post, Mr. Obama is clear that the goal of his trillion dollar spending plan is much more than short term economic stimulus.

"This plan is more than a prescription for short-term spending -- it's a strategy for America 's long-term growth and opportunity in areas such as renewable energy, healthcare, and education."

Perhaps more incredibly, Obama seems to think that government taking over an economy is a new idea. Or that massive growth in government can take place "with unprecedented transparency and accountability."
Yes, sir, we heard it from Jimmy Carter when he created the Department of Energy, the Synfuels Corporation, and the Department of Education.

Or how about the Economic Opportunity Act of 1964 -- The War on Poverty -- which President Johnson said "...does not merely expand old programs or improve what is already being done. It charts a new course. It strikes at the causes, not just the consequences of poverty."
Trillions of dollars later, black poverty is the same. But black families are not, with triple the incidence of single-parent homes and out-of-wedlock births.

It's not complicated. Americans can accept Barack Obama's invitation to move onto the plantation. Or they can choose personal responsibility and freedom.

Does anyone really need to think about what the choice should be?

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Spam Subject of the Day

"Your car's on fire"

I guess that's better than my p3n1s.



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Soooo.....

I was listening to the radio this morning whilst getting ready for work, which is my norm, and the morning D.J.s fielded a phone call from a listener who requested a song. The listener - a woman - asked them to play "Fly to the Angels" by Slaughter.

But that's not the point of this post. The point is, the woman is nuts. The 'son' is probably better off having been aborted.

The woman went on to say that today is the day she, her son and her daughter all celebrate what would have been the birth of 'Jason'. (I think that was the name she used.)
Every year for the last eight years, they have a little party, go to Chuck-E-Cheese's, bake a cake, the works.

But wait! There's more!

Now of course, I don't know the circumstances. She may have sat down to take a piss and out 'Jason' came. Which I'm guessing is the most likely scenario, because 'Jason' resides in a pickle jar in the same room as one of her sons.
That's right, Junior gets to go to bed every night and enjoy the company of 'Jason'. On a shelf. In a pickle jar. The daughter at least gets her own room, but good gawd. It's bad enough the woman is nuts, but what the fuck is her son turn out to be like?

Makes me wonder.



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Of Course

Official: Ill. slaying suspect planned `death day'
Mon Mar 9, 7:32 PM ET

MARYVILLE, Ill. - The man charged with gunning down a pastor mid-sermon and then stabbing two churchgoers had marked the day as "death day" in a planner found in his home and carried enough ammunition to kill 30 people, a prosecutor said Monday.
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The dude was a moron. He was nuts.

But leave it to the media to put the anti-gun spin on the story. "... carried enough ammunition to kill 30 people, ..." Well fer chryst's sake. That's 30 fucking bullets. One or two clips. That ain't a lot.
In fact, I'm guessing the mall shooter, the Columbine kids, or any other nut killing randomly like that carried more.

Assholes.


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Free The Poor Bastards!

Guantanamo detainees say they planned Sept. 11: report
1 hour, 41 minutes ago

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The five detainees at the U.S. Guantanamo Bay prison camp charged with plotting the September 11 attacks have filed a document expressing pride at their accomplishment and accepting responsibility for the deaths of nearly 3,000 people, The New York Times reported on Monday.
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Meh, big deal. Close the fucker down. We don't need it any more.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"The Hunchback of Notre Dame"

Uh, Okay.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"Your little friend in your pants is capable only for visiting toilets."

What the fuck you doing looking over the divider, you fucking fag!



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From The "No Shit" Files

No. Really?:

FOX News Poll: Obama Believes in Bigger Government

Majorities of Americans think President Barack Obama is meeting, if not exceeding, expectations, and keeping his campaign promises. In addition, despite Obama's claim that he doesn't believe in bigger government, a new poll shows there is widespread belief among Americans that he does.
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And if you're in the minority, you're a fucking idiot.

Just thought I would let you know that in case you are one of the minority. Because if you are, then you are in fact, an idiot.



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Poll

What with the continued separation of ideas and ideals, some 'scholars' are predicting that our country is soon to be meeting its demise. Be it civil war, individual state's secessions, whatever the case may be.

So I suggest we start thinking about what we're going to call the new regime, or at least start thinking up names for the new country or countries that spring from this new order.

Here are a few of my suggestions. Cast your vote and feel free to write your senators with the results!




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Ain't Technology Wonderful?

This is an interesting article by a doctor who is talking about The One's plan to spend a ton of money getting everyone's medical on some massive country-wide computer system. One step closer to nationalized (uh, socialized) medicine:

Will Computerized Medical Records Really Mean Better (and Cheaper) Health Care?

If the cheerleaders - including the one in the Oval Office - are right, computerized medical records will save us all: save jobs, save money, reduce errors, and transform health care as we know it. In a January speech, President Obama evoked the promise of new technology: This will cut waste, eliminate red tape and reduce the need to repeat expensive medical tests," he said, and he has proposed investing $50 billion over the next five years to help make it happen.
[...]

Of course, the "pro" group - including our current idiot in the White House - think it's just swell. Save money, time, whatever.

I think that it will have some advantages like maybe quicker access to a person's medical history, treatments, ailments, medication, all that sort of shit.

But this is the biggest reason the shit is being pushed:

[...]
Not surprisingly, nationwide adoption of Electronic Medical Records is being pushed hardest by those who would profit financially from it.
[...]

I would like to see a list - because I know there is one, of the special interests lining ubama's pockets.

Let me ask this though; it is going to give us better care, how exactly:

[...]
EMR (Electronic Medical Records) has the potential to greatly increase insurance company denials of the tests and treatments that doctors order. In the old days, the tests we ordered were done first - though bills for them might not get paid. Now when findings aren't bad enough to "justify" expensive tests or treatments, (according to sources chosen by - you guessed it - insurance companies) the computer tells everyone, immediately, "you're going to eat this." Might this eliminate unnecessary testing and save money? Sure. But who determines what is necessary? Who should a patient trust to make her medical decisions? Can the government or an insurance company be as good an advocate as her doctor?

Doctors live with denials, some of them dangerous. I've ordered MRI's on hospitalized patients that somehow never got done, physical therapy and medication never delivered, because of "unmet requirements" picked up when codes are scanned. When the white blood count isn't high enough to "justify" the hospitalization for IV antibiotics, the physician whose judgment says "this patient is sick and belongs in the hospital" is told his services as well as the hospitalization will not be paid for. When a doctor is convinced a test or treatment is needed, (and his patient doesn't have the money to pay for it) he has just two choices: wait for the patient to get sick enough to "justify" what he wants, or join the game - and lie about how sick he is. It's just a matter of clicking a different item on a pull down menu.
[...]

The worst of it though, is that it's just one more tool for Big Brother to monitor his minions.





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God Gawd

California high court reviews gay marriage ban

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – Gay marriage advocates on Thursday will ask the California Supreme Court to overturn a second voter-approved same-sex marriage ban, in a cultural battle that has divided the United States.
[...]

This shit makes me sick.

Look. The majority of the people in your fucking state already spoke their mind. But that's not good enough for you homos? You want to go against the majority and have the court side with the few?

Fucking KKKalifornia. What's the use of even voting then?




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Spam Subject of the Day

"Your invite to Rotary club"

I don't think I would be too interested in that.



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It's Not Ubama, It's Fags

Russian scholar says US will collapse — next year
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But he [Igor Panarin] said the recent economic turmoil in the U.S. and other "social and cultural phenomena" led him to nail down a specific timeframe for "The End" — when the United States will break up into six autonomous regions and Alaska will revert to Russian control.

Panarin argued that Americans are in moral decline, saying their great psychological stress is evident from school shootings, the size of the prison population and the number of gay men.
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Well now, I don't know that Alaska will revert to Russian control, but as for everything else he mentioned, there is 'change' a-brewin'. And it ain't going to be pretty.



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Spam Subject of the Day

"Commented my blog, huh?"

Uh, no.



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Stimulating

That is a chart of the Dow for the last year.

Yep. Yer doin' a helluva job there, ubama.



Oh, and have I thanked you demo-socialist libtards who voted for him lately?
If not, I apologize. I really do.

Thank you. From the bottom of my wallet.

Update: Now ubama's talking about one of the ideas he's had for his socialized medicine plan. Community Clinics. That's right. Instead of people going to the ER for their 'free' health care, they'll be going to some shiny new (for a day or two) and centrally located (inner city) - most likely union built (JOBS!!!) - center where you'll wait briefly (yeah, right) in one of the comfortable (steel benched), well lit (with crack pipe lighters) lobbies (or outside in the heat or rain) for your concerned, caring (flat fee) physician and his staff (or lack thereof) to tend to your illness.

Swell.


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BWAH!!!

Good shot:

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See? I Was Right

Only idiots listen to rap.

I've mentioned my dislike for rap and rappers many times, and I've also mentioned how bad it sucks. Now there's proof that if you listen to it you're stupid:

SAT scores vs. music you listen to.

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Shockingly, people who enjoy listening to Beethoven scored significantly higher than everyone else. The people who enjoy listening to Lil' Wayne, however, were at the bottom of the intelligence chart -- just behind people who like Beyoncé and T.I.
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Like it says there, higher on the scale is good stuff like AC/DC, Tool, U2, David Bowie, Grateful Dead ... At the lowest end of the scale is of course, any form of rappity hop.

Word.

But then, I could be wrong. These folks look like they're just brimming with intelligence, don't they?:













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