But Did She Bring Flowers?

Ooohhh Babe... Oh Babe! OH! OH! AAAHHHH!!!!!.....:

"LONDON: British television watchdogs ruled that a pig which was sexually pleasured on camera by a minor celebrity did not feel degraded by the experience. Dozens of viewers had complained about an episode of a reality television show in which the audience were treated to the sight of Rebecca Loos, the self-proclaimed ex-lover of England football captain David Beckham, stimulating the boar for 10 minutes to produce a flask of semen. An animal charity condemned the scenes as 'morbid and sordid' but the broadcasting standards body said the procedure was perfectly normal on a farm. 'We don't believe that the scene was degrading or harmful to the boar,' they ruled."

She cain't take nary a step without that damn pig a' follerin' her 'round now.