Joke Of The Day

Disclaimer: I have nothing for or agains Greeks or Italians, I just posted this the way I received it.

Two old guys, a Greek and an Italian, are sitting on a bench discussing their great cultures and trying to impress each other.

The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon."

The Italian says, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek says, "We had great mathematicians."

The Italian says, "We had the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on for hours, until finally the Greek lights up and says... "We invented sex."

The Italian nods slowly and thinks, then replies, "That is true -- but it was Italians who introduced it to women."