My Interview With Michael Moore

curmudgeon: So Michael, now that the elections are over, what big projects are you working on?

Michael Moore: Mfmm, fufff sst shhmmftt mmm smmf ftthhtm.

curmudgeon: Sorry, I didn't get that. You were saying?

Michael Moore: M-I smaidmff, Mfmmff shht uuuuurrrrrp mff tm mfmmttt thppt, mft.

curmudgeon: I apologize, I still didn't quite understa...

Michael Moore: MFFSTT MTMMSSST MTTMFFM HHJJGMMFFFT!!!!!

curmudgeon: I think maybe I'll try this again between the kettle of chili and the three tier cake.

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