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Friday, December 31, 2004

Shock The Monkey

This sounds like fun. Maybe I should try it:
"SHENYANG, China: A Chinese safari park decided to celebrate the New Year and the start of the Year of the Monkey by dying its primates bright red and yellow. But painting the monkeys was no easy matter job as they refused to cooperate. 'We had to anaesthetize them first', a park spokesman said. 'They seemed to be surprised at their new strange coats when they woke up. But after a while, they indulged themselves in pleasure.'"

Let's see. Put them to sleep and dip them in dye. They wake up, do a doubletake then pleasure themselves. Must have been some darn purdy colors.

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