Funny shit

Some wonderful quotes, from IMAO:
On air travel:

"The flight data recorders in airplanes are called "black boxes" despite being orange. Similarly, the ones in the movie of the same name were predominantly pink."

"The average commercial airliner weigh 199 tons, as does the average Michael Moore."

"The average commercial airliner is 231 feel long. If all the commercial airliners in the world were lined up end-to-end, you would be at O'Hare."

On love:

"Love is like an unquenchable thirst, though it can be temporarily sated with fluids other than water."

"Despite what you may have been taught in school, love is more than just a few cigars and a stained blue dress"

Oh yes there is more. Much, much more.